first man on the Mars
hi. this Otprf again. how are you? not nice?
lovesuffer demolitions you, so you lotcry in the corners of your room?
oh...
so. hey. look. Otprf also lovesuffers. he cryed last night. a small.
but this smallcry was not in vain. a new song came out during the proccess.
she goes like this:
FIRST MAN ON THE MARS
it is year 2045.
NASA finally build a flying saucer capable for expedition to Mars.
so the World Cosmical Comitee (WCC) organized worldwide
lottery to select a human-beign which
will put his foot on the red planet in the name of the whole mankind.
so, that special saturday night,
among billions of others,
WCC took-out from the drum OTPSECRLBHG's name
(OTPSECRLBHG is acronym for: oh that poor sad-eyed creature recenty left by his girl).
and they send OTPSECRLBHG an email and asked him
if he wants go to Mars.
and OTPSECRLBHG was confused.
he was just a regular guy. so why would he go to Mars?
but he answered - he go:
OTPSECRLBHG would do anything to throw-up his ex-girl's love.
and he's reasoning was like this:
if he go on Mars,
he will become famous and
lot of girls and womens will get crazy about him.
and than - maybe, just maybe -
his ex-girl come back and starts love him again...
so he said he go. and he walked to WCC science-exploring center.
and scientists made some health tests on OTPSECRLBHG's body.
they tested his urine and his
testicles and his vital neurological functions.
and they tested the quality of his tooths and
meassured dimensions oh his prostata and
tested his glycemic index and checked the levels of all kind of shits
but that stupids didn't check his relation status.
and his relation status was fuckin disaster as we saw.
that beautiful girl with brightest suns in her eyes just left him.
so WCC put OTPSECRLBHG in the flying saucer and send him
to orbit.
and than, for some time,
the NASA saucer advances toward planet Mars
with OTPSECRLBHG inside,
through the dark space full of unexplored worlds.
and the whole mankind follow this event over the small screens.
and the flying saucer than lands on the red planet.
so OTPSECRLBHG gets out and
jump into red nonoxygen nongravitational space.
and he puts his foot on a dusty wasted surface.
and the whole mankind is witness how his
foot touches that red dusty martian soil.
so after that
OTPSECRLBHG, in astronautic suit, bumps aroung through
the red wasteland.
so he bumps, and bumps, from this point to that point
for a few minutes. but memories wake-up and
OTPSECRLBHG recalls that he and his ex-girl had a lots of
nice latenight chats on the subject of Mars.
whole nights of talking and joking about planet Mars.
"the planet Mars is within us. within you and me, baby", they
would happy conclude and then smile together.
so
OTPSECRLBHG and his ex-girl were
kind of
marsconnected.
but now
when the relation was over
this whole Mars thing
bringed back only some
unberable
extremely hard to handle
emotions.
so the OTPSECRLBHG starts to feel sick.
he misses his baby.
his stomack turns and his chests burns and his heart is tearing apart.
lovesuffer demolitons him once again
in the middle of that fuckin red wasteland.
so he sits on some big red rock and
take off the scafander from his head and
put palms over his face and
put elbows on his knees
and starts to yell on all voice - what a nightmare! why she DID this? WHY? -
and than weeps
and cry
while his austronautic suit trembles
in that red nonoxygen nongravitational desert
with all these unexplored worlds
blinking in the darkness
above.
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